Oh and if anyone wants to make a youtube video singing this I would be delighted!
To the tune of Hakuna Matata by The Lion King
[TIMON]
Abu Qatada!
What a horrible shit
[PUMBA]
Abu Qatada!
A fucking ugly git
[TIMON]
He’ll claim benefits
For the rest of his days
[TIMON AND PUMBA]
It's his problem-free philosophy
Abu Qatada!
[TIMON]
Abu Qatada!
[YOUNG SIMBA]
[spoken] Abu Qatada?
[PUMBA]
[spoken] Yeah. The beardy extremist!
[YOUNG SIMBA]
[spoken] What's an extremeist?
[TIMON]
[spoken] They belong to the religion of peace! (laughs)
[PUMBA]
[spoken] That man will drive you insane.
[TIMON]
[spoken] That's right. Take Abu Hamza
[sung] Why...when he was scrounging git!
[PUMBA]
When he was scrounging git!
[TIMON]
[spoken] Very nice
[PUMBA]
[spoken] Thanks.
[TIMON]
He found his hook had a certain appeal
He could preach to dozens after every meal
[PUMBA]
He was a murderous soul
And it hurt that we couldn’t, deport him
[PUMBA]
And, oh, the shame
[TIMON]
Oh, the shame!
[PUMBA]
Labour’s eternal shame
[TIMON]
Even more shame
[PUMBA]
And they got downhearted
[TIMON]
How did they feel?
[PUMBA]
When Theresa May...
[TIMON]
[spoken] Hey, Pumbaa! No need to rub it in
[PUMBA]
[spoken] Oh, sorry.
[TIMON AND PUMBA]
Abu Qatada!
Can we deport him please
Abu Qatada!
His beard smells like cheese!
[YOUNG SIMBA]
We will deport him, whatever game he plays,
[ALL]
It's our terriorist-free, philosophy
Abu Qatada!
Abu Qatada! Abu Qatada!
Abu Qatada! Abu Qatada!
Abu Qatada! Abu Qatada!
Abu Qatada! Abu --
[(OLDER) SIMBA]
We will deport him, whatever game he plays
[ALL]
It's our terriorist-free, philosophy
Abu Qatada! [repeat]
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